... was horny. Scenic route be damned.
"Sorry Sakura-chan, but I have to get a few things for training. I need to work on my sage mode for a little while just in case I need to use it. You never know when we could get a mission, or be attacked by some psychopath with a god complex, or maybe even some crazy old guy who thinks he can brainwash the world using the moon of all things." He explained to her, not exactly knowing where that last one came from.
"Have you had any of Tsunade-sensei's special brownies lately Naruto-kun?" She stopped and looked into his eyes for a second before continuing with her walking. "Anyway, can't you get your supplies later? I want some more sex." She whined.
"I normally would, but I kinda got a little... sidetracked, when I last tried to get my weapons and supplies."
Noticing her blank stare he couldn't help but avert his eyes and laugh nervously. "What? Ten-ten-chan's ass happens to be a master negotiator. I'll meet you back at your house. And if you could, could you make us something to eat? I haven't eaten all day and I've always wanted to try your cooking." He asked, trying to flatter his way out of being beaten, dragged back to her place, and raped.
"Okay, I'll head to my place and you can come over in a few hours. After dinner we better be skipping strai...